A Christmas miracle!

Love (actually) is all you need — that sounds nice. 
Kissing under the mistletoe — yes please. 
It’s that time of year — the end and renewal. 
When the only person never to be fat shamed,
(Does that really exist?)
flies through the sky tethered to reindeer —
to enable the hopeless profligates.
It's comfort and joy to the extent —
it requires quick resolutions and dry Januarys,
society favors magic remedies for indulgence and debt.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year. 
A Christmas miracle!