I am probably the first person to ever say this, but if I could be anybody in the world, I would be Jarvis Cocker.
excerpted from Jarvis Cocker by Sloth
I was gonna write this is the best album in the history of recorded music and the reason god gave us ears, but that might be a little hyperbole, (and what I always say when Spititualized releases a ne ...
excerpted from Let it Come Down by McCutcheon
One foot in front of another- left, right, left, right- step by step. I'm walking toward fate. I'm on the way to a blind date. Very scared. I've never been on a blind date before.
excerpted from The Manwich Incident by McCutcheon
People who read this book tend to be very passionate about it. They love it or they hate it. At University in Paris I got an A-, one of my best grades ever, on a paper about this book.
excerpted from The Fountainhead by Sloth
I went down in the valley To lick at the lap of luxury I nibbled on her thighs And made a feast of her pussy pie Her stomach quivered And her breasts heaved Then my girl came Forceful like a f ...
excerpted from Sex by McCutcheon
February 26th 2004 marked the 10th anniversary of underground comic Bill Hicks passing.
excerpted from Cannabis Is Still Illegal by DJL
McCutcheon's first novel is out now:.