Socrates was killed by the elders of Athens for "corrupting the youth". This book chronicles his last few days on Earth.
excerpted from The Last Days of Socrates by Sloth
All truth passes through 3 stages...
excerpted from Cliche All Stars by McCutcheon
I’m fucked up. I don’t have any money, job, girlfriend, cool clothes, or good drugs. I do have gas from too much beer in the afternoon. I’m with my best mate Larry which is some consolation.
excerpted from The Weak End by McCutcheon
Johnny Cash has paid his dues. He has soul and has survived the reinvention of a new completely shit brand of country music. It's enough to kill lesser men.
excerpted from Johnny Cash by McCutcheon
I went down in the valley To lick at the lap of luxury I nibbled on her thighs And made a feast of her pussy pie Her stomach quivered And her breasts heaved Then my girl came Forceful like a f ...
excerpted from Sex by McCutcheon
Underworld. You know. Even Americans know. Underworld did that Trainspotting song you love so much. They make dance music Oasis fans like.
excerpted from Beaucoup Fish by McCutcheon
McCutcheon's first novel is out now:.