I knew the songs on the radio The popular hits Heard so many times they lose meaning Then one night I had a warm burning uneasy feeling Coursing through my body My friend's older sister Pla ... - excerpted from How I became a Rolling Stones fan by McCutcheon

	The girl who I wanted to spend the rest of my life with is dead. I sit zombied out in a Calgary hotel room before the funeral. The television is on. - excerpted from Waiting For Her Funeral by McCutcheon

	People say it ain't good. The rockers say it's fuckin' Techno. The hipsters say it's not as good as the first one. - excerpted from You've Come a Long Way, Baby by McCutcheon

	I got a bad drug habit, me. - excerpted from Cancer Sticks Are Too Damn Good! by Sloth

	Roald Dahl is the famous Norwegian / Welsh author of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", "James & The Giant Peach", and "The BFG". - excerpted from Roald Dahl by Sloth

	People who read this book tend to be very passionate about it. They love it or they hate it. At University in Paris I got an A-, one of my best grades ever, on a paper about this book. - excerpted from The Fountainhead by Sloth