I knew this beautiful girl I met her in a bar she was so very hot I overcame my moment of awkwardness and told her a joke she laughed, I smiled she liked me and I sure liked her you know h ...
excerpted from I Knew This Beautiful Girl by McCutcheon
This is not an easy read. The first section is narrated by a complete mental case. The reader unaware of this fact will be very confused by Faulkner's writing style.
excerpted from The Sound and the Fury by Sloth
The new Libertines isn't even supposed to be out yet. But I have it. And I am not even on some twat pre-release list of snooty journalists. I got it off the Internet. Easynews.com.
excerpted from The Libertines by Sloth
I'll never forget the time I brought Maggie home for Thanksgiving dinner.
excerpted from Sheepdip by Sloth
Things you know; Actress. Sex bomb.
excerpted from Heather Graham by McCutcheon
First of all, why do we go to school in the first place? After the first few grades, we learn less and less significant information.
excerpted from Why I Didn't Do My HomeworK by Alex Page
McCutcheon's first novel is out now:.