I got a bad drug habit, me.
excerpted from Cancer Sticks Are Too Damn Good! by Sloth
This sloth loves to eat. But I'm picky. There are too many foods out there to choose from. No McDonald's for me unless I have a Class A hangover and can't get anything else down.
excerpted from Spaghetti Puttanesca by Sloth
One foot in front of another- left, right, left, right- step by step. I'm walking toward fate. I'm on the way to a blind date. Very scared. I've never been on a blind date before.
excerpted from The Manwich Incident by McCutcheon
My copy of this book has been destroyed because I read it so many times it disintegrated into nothing.
excerpted from The Portable Beat Reader by Sloth
Every Blur album sounds different, except, well, sounding Blurish. You know what I mean.
excerpted from 13 by McCutcheon
Close my eyes Imagine the hug Thinking of you So near in mind Far by distance Chance of meeting Of seeing you Touching you Being only with you Close my eyes Is what you said So I did ...
excerpted from Imaginary Hug by McCutcheon
McCutcheon's first novel is out now:.